rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

I could go for some rough sex and a large pizza.

strawwolf:

that’s it that’s the whole story

"is it free"
every student ever when offered something (via gnarly)
tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY

tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY

bisexualspoopertgiles:

rawrical:

thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!

I would die!!!

how can I subscribe to this service

agender ppl r cool and gr8 reblog if u agree

Using the correct pronouns is just as important when the person isnt there to hear it.

boys-and-anxiety:

LETS GET THIS CLEAR REALLY QUICK:

I DIDNT FUCKING ASK FOR THIS MENTAL ILLNESS.

I HATE THIS. 

I HATE EVERY SYMPTOM, ASPECT, AND IDEA THAT I HAVE BECAUSE OF THIS.

AND TO THE PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO HAVE A “MENTAL ILLNESS”?

DARLING I WOULD GLADLY TRADE WITH YOU IN A HEARTBEAT. 

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

thespookyara:

I am Marius

thespookyara:

I am Marius